I want Sherlock to make a deduction about me.

Anonymous asked: What's your favorite TV shows?

doctor who, sherlock, the x-files, parks and rec, pushing daisies, mad men, how to make it in america, the lone gunmen, torchwood, the o.c, suits, arrested development, misfits, blue mountain state, friends, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, hung, house, the sopranos, daria, etc etc etc.

This girl in my grade posts pictures of alcohol on Facebook and her caption is “BYO we’re thirsty ;)” and I’m like are you dumb alcohol is a diuretic, it stops the kidneys from absorbing water, which consequently makes you pee and become dehydrated. Don’t lie - you stole some beer cans from the fridge, posted a picture of it and pretended like you’re some cool kid getting drunk.